"What in the name of Nemus is this!? I finally get on a Card and you make me look like a cheap stained glass window?! If this is a joke, it isn't funny! And it's not just me you've disappointed, but all of my adoring fans! Only someone with a heart of solid ice could be so insensitive!"
Exchange for a Cryptid Ball that was given to all players who logged in on April 1, 2016.